I’m Lil(y)!

A jewish grandma disguised as a 28-year-old who is always concocting sexy meals in the kitchen while also yelling about something that makes no sense to anyone else but me.

I’m an expressive gal (I wear my heart on every piece of clothing). In college I channeled my extroverted self into writing and ended up culminating in a 73-page satirical dissertation about my romantic escapades (rawr). This somehow landed me a gig at Conan O'Brien's show, helping craft interviews and probably getting way too comfortable with office snacks.

After one year on the Warner Brothers Lot, I left, because, well, I was a 22-year-old with too much ambition for even the coolest desk job. So naturally, I moved my weird ass self into a van for two years and then jaunted off to various parts of the world, backpacking, eating (a lot) and teaching yoga to many hot homosapiens in Asia, Central America and Europe for threeish years.

During the pandemic, I fell in love with some man I met via blind-date who is now my husband. He's a literal rockstar, eight years older than me, yet people still ask, "Who's older?" And it makes me want to cry.

I currently find joy in reading cookbooks before bed, writing recipes for my future babies, crafting google reviews that’ll one day get me published, impersonating people until my friends lol, and looking at pictures of my dead dog (RIP).

That’s ma dill.

Aren’t I amazing? (Don’t answer that)

Thanks, ilysfm. Hire me!